Volume 45, Issue 1

by Dan Malsom, ’10 graduate, and Bryan Podell, ’09 graduate

William Tell can send an arrow through a peanut? These Korean archrs mean business. One splits a peanut in half from 30 meters away. Another archer one-ups the Robin Hood trick, by shooting an arrow inside the shaft of another arrow, once again, from 30 meters away.

This is one of the few times in life one can get away with laughing at a bunch of 13-year olds crying. Watch as Cyrus reaches into her shallow heart only to pull out one failed lyric after another. Cyrus mentally destroys ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas by calling him vain and eventually drops the J-bomb by calling him a jerk. Oh no she didn’t.

Let’s face it: if anybody needs to have more fun, it’s particle physicists. They don’t really know how to have fun, but they sure try. Unless you have a deep interest for antimatter, ignore the lyrics; enjoy the white people rapping and dancing.