Volume 45, Issue 5

[Goodbye Bush Edition]

by Dan Malsom, ’10 graduate, and Bryan Podell, ’09 graduate

Parodied Bush

Bush’s press conference in Iraq was really boring, even on press conference standards. All it took was a little bit of reporter peer pressure, and then came the shoe.

Failure to act upon Hurricane Katrina, bad intelligence going into war, sinking approval ratings. These are symptoms of a failed presidency. What better cure than to write a rap song about it.

Edited Bush

The American Flag stands for rape? Every child in America gets three nuclear missiles? We encourage terrorism? Silly George, you can be so misleading sometimes.

President Bush seems to be pretty convinced that there is a zombie threat in America. He’s asking for a $50 billion emergency defense supplemental to help protect our country. Hey, at least he’s gotten over the weapons of mass destruction.

Musical Bush

In this hip-hop song, GWB explains how his superior mathematical skills allowed him to manipulate all the voting and tax numbers over the last eight years. Dick Cheney and Condi Rice costar, grooving in the background.

Even shooting another man in the face doesn’t drive Roy Zimmerman away from the crude yet refined Dick Cheney. Zimmerman even wrote a love song for his “heart-broken” crush.

Extra Special Bonus Video

Kanye West, rapper, seems to have something to say. C’mon Mr. West, just spit it out already. There we go! Now that wasn’t that bad, now was it? Okay, maybe it was.